"Dad said he'll call the cops on you if you don't let me in"

"Well I will call them on him for even coming here"
*dead silence*

So I wake up today and I make myself some muffins and then I get a knock at the door. I'm like "kay who the fuck is this." They were way too short to be seen by the little peeper hole so I opened it a crack.
And then my sister is there trying to barge in. I was like "NO THANKS I DON'T WANT ANY"
And I locked her back out. And then she is standing there banging on the door like I am really gonna let her in.
She proceeds to tell me she forgot the PS2 here. I told I didn't care and she can go home now.
She comes back and tells me my dad will call the cops on me if I don't let her in.
I told her I would call on them for trying to bug me. She left all pissed off.

Tim chooses the best of times to fuck with us all.
Happy Birthday Mom, the man you fucked and had two kids with and wasted 17 years of your life married too is trying to ruin your day.
Win.

>.> More to come later <3